Cast

Hi, my name’s Dave. I like cool stuff, and stuff that’s cool. I rock a Hondo bass, because chicks dig guys that rock. If you like awesome movies, come see me at Video World and I’ll point you in the right direction. Hey, I’m Brian. If you’re a carbon based life form, I probably hate you. Your taste in movies sucks, and mine is awesome. Deal with it. I shred the guitar like I shred the ladies’ hearts.
Salutations! I’m Albert, owner of Video World. I’m a fabulous dresser and a sensational conversationalist. Check out the “Albert’s Picks” section of the store for a wonderful selection of musicals, period pieces and gladiator films! I’m Dory, the manager of Video World, which means I’m the boss of Dave and Brian. I don’t really like movies, but this was the only job I could get. That’ll work!
My favorite movie is Batman, because the Joker is really neat. I’m in High School, so I’m only a part-time employee, but I hang around the store even when I’m not working. My hobbies include kite-flying and the Joker, because the Joker’s really neat. Oh yeah, my name is John. Howdy, I’m Rich. I’m Dave and Brian’s landlord, neighbor and confidant. For the past several years I’ve been expanding their minds through the use of narcotics and the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis. You’re welcome…